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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Monday
Oct092017

Draw Your OWN Conclusions

Ever get the feeling bakers are doing this on purpose?

 

Like, they know exactly what we're asking for; they just don't feel like drawing today.

 

It's a tempting theory, I know...

 

...except for all the times when it's actually MORE work to get it wrong:

*facepalm*

 

Thanks to John H., Nicole M., Anony M., & Erica D. for letting arTisTic freedom ring.

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Reader Comments (8)

Well, presumably “full artistic liberty” includes the liberty of not being artistic at all. Lesson: don’t EVER give the bakers that much authority.

October 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

Yeah, I think that last one may actually *be* on purpose!

October 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterStephanieJ

All I got from this is a craving for tic tac candies. Wintergreen.
Or maybe rainbow.
And, at least the last one isn't talking "ballistic" liberty.
=^-.-^=

October 9, 2017 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

I am convinced that sometimes, it HAS to be on purpose. How else could so many people screw it up??

October 9, 2017 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

That first cake just means the wife was wishing her husband happy birthday and later on there'd be...you know.

October 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Lmao y'all wild

October 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSinD

Oh man lol. I want my birthday to have fireworks.. just not on my cake cause I know what they will end up looking like lol.

October 10, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Of course these would be the cakes with lovely, perfectly legible handwriting.

October 10, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterTifa

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