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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Step One: Cut A Hole In The Pumpkin

I can't think of a more Wrecktastic harbinger of Halloween happiness than this guy:

Yep, Mr. Bonehead here suuure is happy. How happy, you ask? Happy enough to say, "Look, ma! No hands!"


Dorei, just tell the kids it's a levitation trick. Which really startles the pumpkin.


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Reader Comments (17)

I've never seen a fossilized goiter before.

October 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterWill

Is that a pumpkin or are you happy to see me? ;)

October 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMindy1

Ooh, boy. Anyone feel their (his) spirits LIFTING...?

October 24, 2017 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

Well, the pumpkin looks just as happy, so everything's OK... ;)

October 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterFrankN.Stein

Hands-free unit! It just needs a pretty bow.

October 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMerideth

Well, make no bones about it (tiny groan) I, for one, would like to know just WHAT that pumpkin is hanging.
("ON"!I meant "ON"!)


October 24, 2017 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

A bow tie wearing snowman head on a really big cotton ball on a skeleton holding a white ball in his right hand and dealing with a fistula on his right knee and a pumpkin where the blurry circle would be during family time shows. Nothing says Halloween better than this.

October 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMary Craig

Why is his neck shaped like that? That MIGHT be the reason he’s a skeleton...

October 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

Gives new meaning to the term "boning."

Sorry. I'll go sit in the corner now.

October 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJason

That’s a snowman from the collar bone up!

October 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

It looks like Frosty's starvation diet went overboard. And his pumpkin bikini briefs don't help. (Besides, what's he hiding down there - snowballs?)

October 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Thank you, Will. I was about to say something about his neck.

October 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

That decorator sure pulled a boner.

October 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

Between boner jokes and the expression on that pumpkin, that HAS to be deliberate!

October 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBergman

Frosty's starvation diet obviously went overboard. And the pumpkin bikini briefs don't do anything for him. (Besides, what's he hiding behind them, snowballs?)

October 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMike

The title on this one cracks me up. =-)

October 24, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSeabird

I am dying of laughter... oh man lol

October 25, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

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