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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

The World's Most Unfortunate Wedding Monogram

Some couples look for a sign that their marriage will last.


 This isn't it.

Thanks to Ruth H. for the initial discomfort.


Note from john: For those you you who may not know, usually "DOA" stands for "Dead On Arrival."  Less common meanings are "Dead Or Alive", "Date Of Arrest" and the ever-popular, "Darkener Of Apricot."


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Reader Comments (6)

"Till death do us part" sure doesn't last long any more, does it?

October 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Thanks, john. (Learn sumpin' new every once in a while, yah?)
I used to work at the bakery that cake came from......"DOA" there meant that the guest of honor was "sleeping with the fishes", and the cake was made of cement.
(Delivered C.O.D. for the D.O.A)
=^~.-^= heehee

October 18, 2017 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

The best monograns continue to be from Frank Underwood.

October 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterFrancisco

My friend who just got married almost made her Monogram JRK. I had to point out to her that it looked like jerk. Coincidentally, that's what I call her now husband!

October 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterCindy Hook

I just realized our monogram, had we even thought of that, would’ve been GPS. Wouldn’t have meant anything then, but it would sure crack up our kids looking at pictures now! Maybe just a pretty cake is best—you never know what will become jargon in the future!

October 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

What a way to start a marriage lol. That poor bride when she saw this.. lol.

October 20, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

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