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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Evil Gets... Evil-er

In a world...

where nothing is safe...

and no one can be trusted...

"Like, ohmygawsh, Kelly! I know it's midnight and raining outside, but let's strip down to our bras and go running through the woods! What could possibly go wrong?"

[blood-curdling scream]


From the people who brought you:
Butterflies from Hell,
Night Hugs from Hell,
Underwater Zombie Ballerinas (Also from Hell,)
and Gigli,
comes the most horrifying psychological thrill-ride blood bath you will ever wish you could un-see.

"Thank you for the teddy bear, mommy! I love him SO MUCH, and I'm glad he's not creepy and won't kill us in our sleep or anything!"

[blood-curdling scream]

No one knows where they came from... or who they will visit next.


"Well, I'm all by myself and the power's out, but I think I'll take a shower anyway."


[pulling back shower curtain]

[blood-curdling scream]


When the streets are paved with evil... and the nights are filled with... evil..

"Gosh, I'm so glad you came over to make out with me while I'm babysitting tonight. Maybe I should just go check on the baby... in the attic... in my high heels... in the dark... in my bra... alone... while you go get pizza.

[pulling back blanket]

[blood-curdling scream]


Nothing that lives in the imagination is more frightening than the terror that lives... in the bakery:

{Crazy maniacal Leprechaun laugh}

[blood-curdling scream]

This Friday the 13th, terror gets its just desserts.

Hell's Bakery... from Hell. In 3D.

If you can't stand the heat... you're probably about to get murdered.


Shannon G., Anna L., Sara C., Melissa, & Lindsay, if you had trouble visualizing this post as a movie trailer, then we've put together a little something for you:




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Reader Comments (16)

1) Now we know the face of the person on the other side of the fence from "Home Improvement", and we now wish we didn't.
2) It's Winnie the Poo! (With apologies to A.A. Milne).
3) The head of John the Basset on a platter. (Maybe you've Herod of him?)
4) The Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Or maybe it's just an ugly flower child).
5) Who was that masked monster? (Whoever he is, he's very patriotic. Maybe he's the result of an Area 51 experiment by our government to be released upon our enemies).

October 12, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMike


October 12, 2017 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

Looking at mere photographs will be so boring from now on. You just raised the bar pretty high. Well done.

October 12, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterdutchgirl

I understand it’s for Halloween, but I just keep hearing “This cake is RAAAWW! You donkey!!”

October 12, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

CUT!!!! Who told the little girl with her head impaled on the picket fence to smile?? You idiots! Wake up! And get the jelly, or blood- whatever ! Smear it under the brat's chin. Make it drip down from her neck....yeah. And do something about her EYES! It looks too happy for a decakeitated head. Man! I gottta tell ya everything?

October 12, 2017 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

I love this! 'tho I was expecting "When the streets are paved with evil... and the nights are filled with... FONDANT"

October 12, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBornOnSaturdayThe14th

That was amazing!

October 12, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterElle

That video is fantastic! Just what I heard in my head as I was reading the post. Thanks for the nightmares!! =)

October 12, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle S

Worthy of an Oscar! Can't wait until the next one.

October 12, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterCathy

Rats, the video(?) isn't showing up for me.

October 12, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

I think the fact the dog cake actually looks well made makes it worse. Why???

October 12, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterCakeandMonsters

I was just getting ready to take a shower.... um, maybe I’ll wait

October 12, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterCindy

THIS. IS. EPIC. I did the whole thing myself as I scrolled down in slow mo, with the whole "announcer's voice" my hand cupped over my mouth to muffle the kitchen table... (WHAT??? Don't JUDGE me!!! Jen wouldn't judge me would you Jen?) Then I get to the end and I get double the entertainment value! Have to admit, mine didn't include any video yours was totally better. Thank you for all the laughs...and screams...and laureams and screaughs??? (A laugh that ends in a scream and and a scream that ends in laughter-respectively...yeah, I doubt the words will catch on too)

October 12, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterVaBeach alemaP

Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love!

October 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLindarella13

Oh the horror! And I thought the new IT movie was terrifying lol.

October 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

And now I have Weird Al's "Nature Trail to Hell - in 3D" stuck in my head.

October 13, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterAllegra

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