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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Christmas Lives On In Our Hearts & Santa's Wang Nose

You can't hide it from me, minions; you miss Christmas. The lights, the food, the days off, maybe not so much the music, but definitely the gifts - am I right?

Well never fear! Because for one day only, I'm bringing Sexy Santa back.

Rudolf the Red KNOWS a nose wang, dear.

(And now you can't unsee it, either.)


Kathy wanted her cake to read, "We love your face." When asked about the decorations, she replied:



Of course, some people celebrate a special birth on Christmas:

Yes, Happy Birthday, Jissas.

(I read that out loud and made myself laugh so hard I think I peed a little. And that mental image is my belated Christmas gift to you.)


Now, I know what you're thinking. "John," you're thinking, because you've wrongly assumed only John would joke about peeing himself on this blog, but HA FOOLED YOU, this is Jen, so there - "John," you're thinking, "if you love Christmas so much, why don't you...

"... put this cake out of its misery?"

Good question, minions. Good question.


And finally, let me end with a new-but-belated holiday tradition:

Kissing under the Missile Toe.
Or... Mrissle Foe?
Eh, you know, I'd rather imagine a rocket-propelled foot finger, so let's go with that.


Thanks to Ramzy, Kathy K., Summer G., Candace C., & C. B., who bets this new tradition is really going to take off.


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Update from john (the hubby of Jen): Look what I found!!!

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Reader Comments (25)

Omg! The funniest yet! Years ran down my leg too!

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMaryo1230

Bwah ha ha ha ha! I want a missle toe too!

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJodi

I think the missile toe may be the next hot thing for the dept of defense. GEt a patent on it Jen and John!

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterColin


January 6, 2017 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

I've been hanging around here since probably 2009, so I'm pretty sure there's only one of you who would joke about peeing yourself on the blog, and it's not John.

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBorg

Re that last photo: do you usually keep spare body parts around the house or was that just luck?

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterdutchgirl

On first read, I thought it said; "Kiss me under the Missle, Joe. Tonight."

( just finished reading Eats, Shoots And Leaves, so I'm all juiced up on punctuation)

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterShirley

Back at work today after a horrible cold. Trying not to annoy my fellow cubicle cell mates too much with this cough that just keeps hanging around. Thanks to John's latest artwork, they think I am strangling. Paramedics likely will be called soon.

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBluebonnet

Hilarious! What does the sticker say on the last one? Chow Cake? Show Cake? I must know.

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterShawn

LOL!! Missile Toe!!!

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterErica

When I was 8 yrs old, the assistant Brownie leader made a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS" cake for Christmas. 20-something little girls knew how inappropriate that was, and were not impressed, nor was their Brownie leader (who happened to also be my mother).

Ahhh, such great old stories of Christmasses past...

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterHairfish

I think an ugly Christmas sweater idea has been born: The Missile Toe!
This is exactly what I needed on my last day of winter break!

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJulie

Rowan and Martin's Flying Fickle Finger of Fate?

What is the last word on the misleading toe cake....someone's name, but who?

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterCc

Lol that is the most literal mistletoe I've ever seen!

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterNathan R.

John (thoj) you need to get to work on making missle toes to sell this Christmas! I know I'd buy one!

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSue W

I think the missle toe must be the male equivalent of female camel toe.

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterValerie

@Shawn: It says "Yellow Cake"(and the snowman has gone cross-eyed trying to read it backwards, from the inside of the lid.)

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

Well played, John, well played.

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterGeekyGrandma

@Shawn mysterious Yellow cake...what favourite is yellow? Wrecky flavored 😉

January 6, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterChokingOnCake

Well I for one hope that kissing under a missle toe doesn't become a thing because if it does I will die laughing. Then I can't laugh at anymore wrecks and that would be a huge shame lol.

January 7, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Jen shares the funny with us...and John has the *perfect* add-on. You two make such a great team!

Also... "foot finger". I'm waiting to see that in cake. :p

January 7, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterhyphen8

I thought it said "Missle Joe Yonishi"!...?

January 7, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

Missle Toe could also be a reference to Tow Missle: FYI

January 8, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterthe dark ferret

I, too, must have a Missile Toe decor for next Christmas. MUST. HAVE. MISSILE. TOE.

January 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJMixx

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