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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Jun142016

Wrecky Exhibitionists

Sometimes I think of wrecks not as really, really bad cakes, but really, really bad art.

And to make them seem more arty (and to amuse myself, because let's be honest, that's a priority) I'll give them hoity-toity art names, like:

 

"Blanket Of White Silence, Being Loudly Smothered"

 

Or
"Lobster Steroids."

 

"Two Young Black Birds Mustache You A Question"

 

"Ode To An Airbrush Tip That Wasn't Screwed On Tight"

 

"High Five, Velveeta!"

 

"An Early Midsummer's Morn Shattered By A Bird Puking"

 

And lastly:
"Easter Bunny, Deconstructed"

I hope this brings you a whole new appreciation for your local wreckerARTers, minions.

 

Thanks to Jennifer V., Anne L., Stephanie B., De C., Michael R., Samantha S., & Stephanie G. for helping these wrecks look even more sketchy.

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Reader Comments (52)

I love that the Easter Bunny Deconstructed is so carefully presented under a protective glass dome on a pedestal.

June 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAlison in Indiana

Deconstructed bunny? I thought those things on top were EYES. Still all I can see. Eyes and a little flip on top of "its" head like the flip on the top of a dairy queen cone. I am very disturbed. I may put this on a t-shirt.

June 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKait

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