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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

An Egg-centric Performance

So. Ye seek humor and frivolity. Follow.

[swinging about dramatically]


Follow ONLY if ye be readers of valor, for the path to LOLZ is guarded by creatures so foul, so cruel that no man yet has laughed at them... and lived!

"'Ewwo, guv'na."


BONES of full fifty men lie strewn about their lair!

Or "carrot pops." Whatever.


So, brave readers, if ye do doubt your courage, or your strength, come no further, for DEATH awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Well, teeth, anyway.


You dare laugh? Foolish mortals, this is no ordinary rabbit!

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!


This one's got a vicious streak a mile wide; it's a killer!

And also on sale! HEYO!


And that one will snap your spine as soon as look at you!

Not to mention get you really sticky.


I'm warning you! They've got huge, sharp-- eh-- they can leap about-- um -- just look at those eyebrows!

"Hand over the Trix and nobody gets hurt."


Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, is it? Piece of cake, eh? Well, don't say I didn't warn you!

"Who wants to nibble our pastrami ears?!"




Hey Eric C., Jennifer D., Katie C., Mackenzie S., Lisa B., Byron K., Renee M., & Maureen P., somebody fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, stat.


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Reader Comments (43)

With every one of those I quoted "Princess Bride":
"Dear God - what is that THING?????!!!!!"

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMaureen S

I read that entire thing in Tim the Enchanter's voice!

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAnne E Lynch

I'm a Veterinarian. I work with rabbits frequently. Whenever we get a moody one I quote Monty Python. "then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." And I snicker. Then get blank looks from new staff and students. They are all under 30. They've no clue what I'm talking about.

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered Commentergaelowyn

Quick! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterFrankN.Stein

I was thinking of booking a trip to Caerbannog this spring, but after seeing this I've decided to visit Teddington Lock instead. I hear the Fish Slapping Dance is particularly moving this time of year.

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSuBee

Remember to use the Holy Hand Grenade, thou must pull the pin & count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four thou wilt not count, neither shall thou count to two, excepting that thou then proceedith to three. And five is right out.

Yeah, I got the references.

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

Those are salami ears, not pastrami ears.

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBecky

That sticky bun one--at first I thought the face parts were plastic flotsam, they look really "molded". But they are icing, now we're REALLY talking sticky.

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJulie

Does that third one have a piece of bacon for a mouth??????

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered Commentermindy2

I soiled my armour I was so scared!

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBrave Sir Robin

Rabbits are not rodents. They are lagomorphs!

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSRA113

I feel sorry for those young'uns who understand not the perfection that is Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Which I must watch again in the very near future.

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterChristy S.

#4 doesn't strike me as looking bad-tempered as much as it does "crazy"; I get a Dali-esque vibe (I.e.:"crazy")...and he seems to be waiting for something...maybe the perfect moment to POUNCE? =^~.-^=

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

Uh-oh, I laughed! This IS an especially funny post to me.

@gaelowyn: Shame. I knew Monty Python well in my early teens, and they split up before I was born. Maybe the fad comes in waves.

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

These are all frightening in their adulteration of the sweet, soft, fwuffy bunnies we've loved in life and literature. That the fwuffy bunny can be made to resemble the internal female reproductive system (second to last) goes beyond horribly, terribly wrong. (And now, dear ladies, I will always see a uterus with whiskers and evil eyebrows. Facial hair on the baby baker- thanks, bakery guy!)

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered Commenters.marie

That cinnamon bun rabbit{?] ooks like someone vomited on him,I lost my appitite

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterlissa

New favorite pick-up line!!! "I'd nibble your pastrami ears." or salami, whatever they may be.

Thanks Jen!

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKarin

ONE... TWO... FIVE!!!!

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma

The sticky buns one is actually the least bad. lol

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered Commentergothchiq

The next-to-last one reminds me of the evil bunny villain in Hoodwinked.

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

# 5 has created a new form of uni-brow

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterColin M.

Is #3 decorated with desiccated orange peel? And why are the bunny's teeth on his chin?

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBluebonnet

do you think that the bakers get done and are like "well, they can't all be winners."

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered Commenteret

Oh, Gaelowyn, I understand where you're coming from. Nobody understands my Monte Python references at work, either. I think they believe I'm some sick, twisted person who loves Spam, shrubberies, and the unexpected Inquisition. If I were in your class, I would laugh at your joke!

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterGingerSnap

@sending When you said Dali-esque" I had to scroll back up, but yes- with the mustache, I totally see it. One of his many self portraits? Maybe he came back as a baker's nightmare?

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterVaBeach alemaP

RUN AWAY indeed!

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterStLMetroMom

@Lissa..."vomited"...sure, that's it.

And I'd take pride in serving #4 to my family. In fact, I'm inspired to attempt icing a rabbit face, though I fear I couldn't come close to crafting one quite as sweetly demonic.

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSammay


March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAlle G

@BraveSirRobin: Oh, go and change your armor.

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterElizabeth A.

@Anne E Lynch: Did you know Tim The Enchanter's name was actually an ad-lib? Really. John Cleese forgot the actual name of the character & subbed "There are some who call me (trying to remember) Tim." Personally I think it was brilliant; it makes the line and character so funny!

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

What SaraCVT said! Five is most definitely Right Out.

@ GingerSnap: Well, people are always going to look at you funny, because NOBODY EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise! Fear and surprise! Our TWO chief weapons are fear and surprise--and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope! Three! Our Three-- I'll come in again.

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJMixx

OH MY!! The things that cannot be unseen nor bleached fro the eyeballs.

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJus


March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterEmSpeaks

Those carrot pops ... bunny parts? ... have me furrowing my eyebrows in wonder. Are we SURE they're carrots? Anybody???

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterRainy


March 22, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterdr handle

@Va Beach alemaP: Neither! Or both! I give up...but that's one rabbit that belongs back in the magician's hat, In my opinion. (He should be nice and cozy in his flannel onesie! ) =^-.-^=

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

This was stunningly fabulous! LOVE!

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterLesley

These wrecks look like the Holy Hand-grenade of Antioch has already hit many of them! No child should be allowed to graduate college without being introduced to the wisdom of the Pythons!! For that matter maybe they shouldn't be allowed to graduate High School without it. These wreckcorators shouldn't have been allowed to graduate pastry school period!

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterbelovedbyHim

Oh how this makes me wanna watch Holy Grail again. I love that movie so much! Nothing gets me laughing harder than that.. til I saw these cakes..oh the horror lol.

March 23, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

No 3 looks like it's covered in grated cheese

March 23, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterclaire

And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite!

March 24, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterReo

@dr handle Don't you mean "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing"?

*small voice in background* NI!

March 24, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAnalee

It's not's Tim???? Dennis is another personal favorite of mine as well as Roger the shrubber!

March 28, 2016 | Unregistered Commentercassie smith

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