Fun And Poo-Wangs For The Whole Family!
November 24, 2016 Happy Thanksgiving, minions!
Since you're probably hanging with family today, I've decided to give you the gift that keeps on giving: Turkey Poo-Wangs.
Lots and lots of Turkey Poo-Wangs.
Ahh, but not just ANY Turkey Poo-Wangs; today I give you Turkey Poo-Wangs that look like your family members.
Was there a lot of stiff competition? Of course. Is this kinda ballsy? Heck yeah. Will there be more phallic jokes? Let's find out.
The Angry Poop-Head:
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"Why is the rum always gone?!"
The "I'm Trying To Watch The Game In Here!"
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"Keep it down! I can't hear the score!"
The Dazed And Confused:
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"WHAT year is it?!"
The "Isn't it Wonderful We're All Here Together?"
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"Group hug!"
The Sarcastic One:
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"Sure, Aunt Barb, I'll get riiiight on working on my attitude."
The "Please nobody notice I'm a Gingerbread Man."
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[uncomfortable, fidgety silence]
The Little Prick:
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"MOM says I'm special. MOM says I can have all the pie I want. MOO-OOOOM!!"
The "Nobody Talk To Me It's Been A Long Day."
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"Just... just give him the pie, Barb."
The Peace Maker:
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"Now, Stu, I'm sure you didn't mean all [REDACTED] are stupid... right?"
And finally,
The "Send Help, Or At Least More Pie."
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Come one, get a grip, you guys. Day's almost through.
Thanks to Vanessa R., Elizabeth F., Jacqueline G., Erin F., Joyce J., Amy W., Subdo, Dimitra, Stephanie B., & Jason L. for recommending we all Wang Chung tonight.
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Reader Comments (21)
Bingo! I have one of each in my dearly beloved family. I recognize the eye rolling. And the dick like features.
Absolutely the best blog out there, for how many years now? Thanks, Jen and John!
Happy thanksgiving :D thanks for the giggles. Love the two movie references :D :P
Why do all the undeniably wang ones also have balls????? Why does a turkey need neck balls? They HAD to do that on purpose!
Is it me or most of them look like cocks? Thanks for the laughs!!! :D
My favorite family: The Poo-Wangs. I don't want to be too explicit (yeah, I really do) but the Gingerbread Wang looks like an expressionist's rendering of a couple in the act of love... done in cross section. Mr. Group Hug looks like he's already... spent... his holidays. Mr. Long Day looks like he's just a poo sans wang. So does Mr. Peace Maker but he has his poo together a bit more. :)
Thanks for the great blog. I look forward to Thanksgiving because of the Poo-Wangian Tradition.
The second one was for sure me and my nephew Chad. Until I got to the sarcastic one. Yeah, maybe that one is me, too. Dang that is a lot of poo wangs all at once.
I know what I'M thankful for! PILES of ICING!!!
Thanks so MUCH for posting today! I look forward to your daily posts, and on Saturdays I treat myself to Epbot. *I* am Thankful for you, Jen and Jon-husband-of-Jen. You make a lot of lives more worth living, and you deserve hugs (which you'd probably rather not have, actually) and... And... Piles of crafty and steam-punky-type supplies!
Bless you two kids - yeah, dears, I'm probably older than someone's mom - and may you continue your good works as long as they make you happy. And even longer, if truth be told.
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Didn't think I'd recognize anyone in this post, but -oh snap- we totally have a Little Prick in the family!
Perhaps the new, PC term for this holiday should henceforth be "Poo-Wang-Giving".
POOOOOOO-WAAAAAAAANG TUUUUUUUURKEEEEEEEEYS!!!!!
*Overwhelmed by the epically epic epicness, faints from the sheer epicity*
Like fart jokes, poo-wang turkey jokes cross cultures: I'm not American, and yet I see a member of my family represented clearly in each of these photos - just substitute 'Thanksgiving' with 'Annual Family Christmas Farrago', and you've got the whole catastrophe right there, in glorious technicolour butter cream.
Happy Thanksgiving! I never thought I'd be thankful for turkey-poo-wangs, but there you have it! :)
Cakewrecks is definitely on the list of things I'm thankful for!
The Dazed and Confused and the Secret Gingerbread Man made me laugh out loud through my post-turkey haze. =-)
In AD 2086, dinner was beginning...
Wow. I laughed so OUT LOUD!
Also, that Gingerbread-man-cum-Turkey (haha) has some major balls!
"Is it me or most of them look like cocks?" Well, yes, Alexandra, seeing as how wang is synonymous with cock in slang here.
If on the other hand you mean "turkey cocks" like rooster = cock, then know that the male turkey is called the "tom". like every Tom, Dick, or Hairry.....:->
"The Peace Maker" looks suspiciously like a poor attempt to put Mr. Hanky on a cake... with weird fire in the background.
I feel so proud to make Cake Wrecks again! Imagine my surprise when I went to the bakery to find a Thanksgiving CCC celebrating 2086. My son thought it was a CoD reference, though.
Happy Thoaksgivin 2086!
You HAVE to come to Australia, so you can visit Poo Wong IRL.