With This Wreck, I Thee Wed
September 22, 2015 It seems I never fail to underestimate your insatiable desire for wedding wreckage. And sprinkles. You guys always want sprinkles.
Two birds? Meet your stone:
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Sha-POW!
Not crumby enough for you? Try this:
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Because naked wedding cakes have more Funfetti.
"Ooh, you guys, I've got it! Ok, picture this: we have the happy couple, in their wedding finery, scaling a giant turd. Eh? EH?!"
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Bam. Nailed it.
"People, I know we can fit a few more pieces of plastic on here! WE JUST AREN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH."
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"Barb, you fetch the curling ribbon while Sam and I open another bag of aquarium greenery. Move, move, move!"
We all know there's a lot of crying at weddings. Fortunately, this couple decided to put all the used tissues to good use:
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You might think it's icing holding all those together, but I'm here to tell you: it's not.
Thanks to Heather B., Sarah L., Brittany P., Lesley W., & Danielle N. for the tear-jerkers.
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Reader Comments (56)
I think perhaps this is what the funfetti cake was going for perhaps? I also tried to find a wedding cake covered in sprinkles but they all just seemed too Sweet 16 even when we'll executed! https://apis.xogrp.com/media-api/images/3002f74a-c18f-f786-feda-513c8a2bcbc7~rs_729.h
I think the last cake is beautiful actually.
OMG, they still make that plastic Cinderella's coach with the 2 horses? I got that on my cake when I turned 10 in 1976!
Thanks for the editor's note. I thought I had seen these cakes before...
That first one still looks like one of those color blindness tests to me.
"It's not" never gets old! Teehee!
...Is the Cinderella one for a FLDS wedding? The more I look at it, the more brides I see....
If that last one is all icing, I may just have to organize myself another wedding. Yum!!!