7 Reasons To Avoid The Bakery This Easter
April 2, 2015 7 Reasons To Avoid The Bakery This Easter:
- Those annoyingly cheerful Easter colors:
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It's like they managed to bottle Spring.
- Saint Harry's Tinsel Toupees:
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"For when your hair hasn't got a prayer!"
- REALLY Bad Eggs:
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Drink up, me hearty, yo ho!
(You're gonna need it.)
- Professional Toddler Art:
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Say what you will, but I find it admirable that someone is getting all these three-year-olds off the street and into real jobs.
- Mutant Pig Bunnies
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Two words: Pork Hops.
For those of you who may bemoan the secularization of Easter:
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Now aren't you glad they usually stick to bunnies?
(That supposedly says, "He Has Risen." Even worse, I think the red thing is supposed to be a cross.)
And finally:
- Ewe-Know-Who:
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That's some shear terror, right there.
Thanks to Rachael J., Molly R., Lynaa W., Amanda S., Angelica C., Leah R., & Melissa M., who'd like to point out that THIS sheep Voldemort has a much better likeness, but I think she's just potty.
BONUS GIGGLE:
When bunnies play with portals:
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"The cupcakes are a lie!"
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Reader Comments (56)
The 3-year-old art cake is the best of the bunch. And I use "best" loosely.
That's not a lamb...
"He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread."
He has risen, indeed... (smirk)
@krunchifrog:
Everytime I hear the name "Nicholas Knock", I think of the book "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't" by Ogden Nash, & "Nicholas Knock, who had a Nicholas knack/Of seeing things that happened behind his back." Is this the same character & author?
An ice-cream cake??
So, it's a cold, dead lamb that will ooze if you cut it with a warm knife. Nice.
"It's like they managed to bottle Spring."
No, it looks more like they bottled old parking lot snowdrifts.