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February 7, 2012 What do you call bees that make milk?
;)
BOO BEES!!
:)
Hey, P.M., there's something else weird about that bee, but I can't quite put my testicles on it.
February 7, 2012 
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THAT is $24.48?? I thought they were going for a butterfly. Either way it is awful.
I would comment, BUT I CAN'T BREATHE!!!
Confidential to Wassa- Boo!!!
(Best post ever)
Ohhhh my what a lovely thing to see first thing in the morning! If you'll excuse me I need to go splash some bleach in my eyes
Boo bees, now with dog biscuit
I've had a rough week and that really just made me laugh a lot. Thanks! :D
Ummm....I don't think that kind of bee makes milk...perhaps something else but definitely NOT milk!
Too funny, but I think his wings clearly show that he's a BUM-blebee.
Dog biscuit outline
Covering testes with eyes?
Pretty flowers though!
(Boobies, heh heh heh uh-huh huh huh. Sorry Beavis & Butthead moment, I'm back now!)
Certainly not the worst cake but definitely a FAIL at doing a PG (or even PG-13!) rated bee!
Wow. With this cake, you could throw a dog a bone.......or a boner.
I'd have called it a "Ball-Peenbee", but I guess that doesn't really work, does it? (snicker)
Even I could do better-and I never had training...
I thought it was a worm getting crushed under a bone.
@Traci It looks like the price tag on the cake itself says $20.00 (still overpriced). I think the $24.48 is for something above this cake. Hopefully they did a better job with that one! But then again, this does appear to be Wal-Mart. I'm sure the baker/decorator was hired simply for the fact that they were breathing, not because they had any discernable skill.
he-he-he-he...she said "boo-bees". he-he-he-he
That is one perky looking bee!
That's a bee??
Are you sure it isn't a dog bicuit across a dildo?
I see Nessie, rising from the mists of the Loch, wearing an odd flotation device, or maybe a bear trap.
The orange E.T.
spreads his diaphanous wings.
Fallen! Top-heavy!
I swear, I just don't get it
Bone plus boner? The newest in doggie chew toys? Ewwww.
not sure how to describe my feelings towards this awesomeness.... so instead I make a usualess comment about it! WHOOO :D
Your what?! Don't you mean tentacles? N-T. Big difference.
That was necessary.
It's flying to the left. To the left, I say.
How could the wreckerator never have seen a butterfly? Bee, I mean -- most butterflies have large, colorful wings. But there's no way that's a bee... DOC needs a staff entomologist, it seems.
Fluffy,
HAHAHAHAHAAA, yes, I thought of you when I saw it!
I love this site. The blog is brilliant, but the comments are the, (dare I say it?), icing on the cake!
What about the brand of dog biscuits called Milk-Bone?
OH! I get it now.
It's fake-tanned nose with a
Breathe-Right strip on it!
Thanks for the post and comments are funny! Zoe and Haiku Joy - that was good. And Monica - thanks for the "Better Off Dead" reference!
really?? a bee/butterfly?? to me it looks more like a big red sore .... i think i'll stop there
I love that all the comments are puns! all the readers are of higher intelligence!
@Monica - thank you for the Better Off Dead reference! You made my day! :)
That's quite a
bonerbone that bee is carrying.@Craig -- DOC needs a staff entomologist, a staff etymologist, and maybe a couple of boxes of Entenmann's -- for the bunker.
HAHA. Seriously though, I never read the comments. I only read these to see how many up-tight people complained about the word testicles and...Nothing! Come on uptight people, reading your stick-up-your-butt comments is half the fun with these kinds of posts.
at first glance, I thought the MilkBone/wings "drawing" was the chalk outline they do before they move the body. then I saw what was under it and it looks like they missed a piece. (waggles eyebrows)
Hmm must be a new type of bee that only wreckerators can see in their dreams lol. I too thought it looked like a bone crushing a worm. But hey at least the flowers are pretty and don't look like things they shouldn't..or do they?? Lol.
Aw, nuts, Joe. Sorry to disappoint, but the ball's in your court. If you want folks to get plum upset around here, you might need to bribe them. Just remember: one man's junk is another man's jewels.
Giggling like a schoolgirl over here.
Honestly, am I 10.
How COULD you Mrs. Dinky?
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! TESTICLES!!!!! Brillance once again....God I love this site!
What a boner, Jen! I really must say, I am so very disappointed in your rigidly puniferous attempt at such juvenile humor, made worse by your wooden delivery and stiff punchline. Why, I am practically turgid with fury at the overt content. You should be ashamed. I hope you never decide to do stand-up because then there would be TWO of us making these bad puns...