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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

FAQ > The Basics > Okay, I give up. What is it with EPCOT?

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Oh, that? That was what happened when an innocent Earth Day post went horribly, hilariously wrong. You can read the original post here.

To "get it" you'll have to take a gander at the comment section, though (and let me apologize in advance for that).

Then you can read the following day's fall-out (and subsequent hilarity) here.

At that point, you'll be all caught up, clued in, and part of the "in" crowd. Promise.

Official definition:  An "Epcot" is any comment that is repeated to an absurd degree.  This may be as few as four in a row or as many as 42 but no more.  43 would be considered a "Spaceship Earth."  In addition, only those who have read the blog for more than a year are allowed to declare an "Epcot" and to take cover in the "Epcot Bunker."  Provisions in the bunker may include popcorn, candy and, of course, cake.  And 2% milk.  There will be no skim milk allowed in the bunker because, really, what's the point.