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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Check It Out! We Have STUFF!
- 232 Pages of PURE JOY (Plus a 50/50 Blend of SARCASM and BAD PUNS)
- Roughly 75% ALL-NEW CONTENT
- Nearly 100% ALL-NEW COMMENTARY
- Gorgeous Hardcover Doubles as a HIGH-QUALITY HEAD-BONKER
-  Title Can Be ABBREVIATED to WTH 
- Which You Must Admit is VERY FUNNY
- Only $14.99 or less

 

 


Quick! Buy It Now!
- Amazon (currently $9.98)
- Barnes & Noble (currently $9.98)
- or your local book seller!
(prices may fluctuate.)
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Exclusive CW Pin Packs  

Show Off Your Wrecky Loyalty *And* Baffle Your Friends: A Win-Win!

Up 'til now the only way to get one of these pin packs was to win one. Now, even common henchpersons like yourselves can have one! Because we care about common people. You might even say we want to LIVE like "common people." (But let's not get crazy or anything.) 

Each pin measures 1.25 inches: perfect for grouping on bags, hats, or aprons. [eyebrow waggle] The packs are $8 each, plus shipping ($2 U.S./$3 International).
Our "Sprinkles" pack includes the following designs: - I Want Sprinkles - It A Gril - "Cake" underneat that Wreck's - No Sexual Harassment, and - Wreck On Carrot Jockey

And the Fireman pack includes: - Happy Falker Satherhood - Good Luck in China - Crazy Lou ("WwhaaLLA OoaAahhh!") - Look! It's EPCOT!, and - Cartoon Jockey
Each pack is sold separately. (Carrot Jockey charm not included. [sorry.])

Price: $8 each plus shipping ($2 U.S./ $3 International). Buy more and save on shipping!    

 

The CW Personalized Bookplate

All the Fun of Meeting Jen Without Actually Having to Meet Her!

  Since Cake Wrecks is a heavy book to ship, this is the easiest and least expensive way to get a personalized signature from yours truly for your copy of Cake Wrecks. The plate is a high-quality 5X7 gloss sticker, designed to match the interior pages of the book, and features our adorable tour logo Jockey in the lower corner. 

When ordering, be sure to tell me who to make it out to, and any specific messages you’d like included (Happy Briday, I want sprinkles, etc.) If you don’t have a specific message in mind, then I’ll just make something up. [evil grin] Bookplates are $4.00 each. Shipping is $1.00 if you’re in the U.S., $2.00 for all other countries. And yes, we combine shipping!

Price: $4 each + Shipping ($1.00 U.S. / $2.00 International)

 

Razzle Zazzle  

T-shirts, aprons, and more We also offer some Wrecky fun stuff through Zazzle, a third-party site. Here are a few of our best sellers:

Cake Wrecks  
It's all "fun and games" 'til it ends up on Cake Wrecks

I Want Sprinkles shirt shirt  
I want sprinkles

Happy Falker Satherhood

There are lots more options and designs at the Cake Wrecks Zazzle store:
Keep in mind that Zazzle is a separate entity from Cake Wrecks, so we have no way of knowing if your order has shipped yet, what you bought last, or your Uncle Pat's pants size. (Actually, I'm not sure Zazzle can help with that last one, either, but feel free to ask them.)
Most of our Zazzle designs are created by you fans, so feel free to submit a design of your own! If we use it, you'll win fame, recognition, fame....uh...oh! And a really heart-felt "thank you" e-mail. Which you can print out and frame. And then brag about.