Kringle Fails

♫ Dashing people's hopes ♪

That their cakes will be OK

Is that yellow snow??

Kids have cried all day!

♫ What's this blobby thing?

Making eyebrows rise

So many ways to wreckorate!

Did Rudolph kill tonight?

Krissssssssss....

♪ Kringle fails

Kringle fails

Santa's not OK

Better run, this isn't right

It's a one-course wrecky tray!

OH!

♪ Kringle fails

♪ Kringle fails

Rudolf says, "NO WAY"

♫ Oh what fun it is to chide

Especially to-daaaay!

Merry Chirtmas, everybody!

Thanks to Annette V., Renee R., Jennifer C., Brooke I., Christie C., Kelly C., Sulenna, Cherise W., Lauren A., & Danielle R. for the holiday jeer. Stay sane out there, e'erbody!

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IT BEGINS

♫ It's beginning to look a lot like ♪

!!!

Ev'rywhere you go
Take a look at that blog by Jen

It's pushing out wrecks again

With "candy canes"

And snowman sprains, oh no!

It's beginning to look a lot like

!!!!

Balls on ev'ry tree

But the wreckiest sight you'll find

Are the Santas that "unwind"

...and you can't un-see!

Thanks to Nancy D., Anony M., Laura R., Ginny V., Lisa E., Hannah P., Eleanore R., & Carla R. for the jollies.

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