Absolutely Hystorical!

Cake Wrecks presents:

Famous Wreckerators of the Past!

Shakespeare:

To b or not to b, that was the question.

Ivan Pavlov:

I don't know the dog's name, but something here is ringing a bell.

Count Dracula:

Yes. Yes you do.

Pandora:

I haven't even opened the box, and I've already lost hope.

Thomas Edison:

It just came to me in a flash.

 Schrödinger:

Maybe the cat isn't alive OR dead; it's one of the living dead.

TAKE THAT, SCIENCE.

And finally...

Sigmund Freud:

Because sometimes a cigar is just an amputated finger phallus.

Thanks to Paula D., Carolyn F., Lyzz H., Elaine T., Carrie S., Suzy F., and Angela Z., who have never felt less cigar envy in their lives. (Right there with ya, ladies.)

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For Our Veterans

It's Veterans Day!

The day we honor our veterans for their incredible service, sacrifice and commitment to our freedom.

These men and women deserve the best cakes money can buy.

Uh, we don't get a lot of those.

We get:

The Oven Mitt of Allegiance

Wrapping you in the protective embrace of freedom.

Roadkill of Liberty

I've named him Stares and Scrapes.

Patriotic Sperm

They do more before 9:00 AM than most sperm do all day!

Something Us 4 went in on together.

I know, I know. It should say "We 4."

Specs McPointy Head:

Patriotism gets pointy.

But, just like this Patriotic Boomerang,

...it always comes back to this:

(By Cookie Bliss)

Thank you, Veterans!

And thanks to Lynn B., Kelly S., Marikae, Katrina R., Cynthia W., Heather O., Linda L., DRK, and Dana S., for recognizing our inalienable right to look at bad cakes for good people.

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