I'm Guessing They Didn't Have a Matching Card

Well, at least it didn't say "Happy".
(And you have to admit: the glowsticks are an inspired touch.)

Mmmm, cancer rat.

Slice of dead Lenin, anyone?

I mean, it looks just like Lenin's perfectly preserved corpse, so I know you're salivating already. Why, just look how excited the kiddies are!

"No, not the cold shoulder; I want a slice of the iron fist! Now quit Stalin and get me some Lenin-ade to wash it down with, or this joint won’t be getting any high Marx from me."

Of course the best part was saved for the VIPs:

Ah, a little jawbone with a scoop of ice cream on the side... [kissing fingertips] magnifique!

And now, BONUS VIDEO!!! Because you know you wanted to see the video.

Ellie P., Whitney G., & Ann W., I think I'm going to need a Unicorn Chaser, stat.

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Comments

[shmana]

...the only relevant question is did you see the SIZE of those Lenin slices? I want to go to whatever weird celebration that was and come back with a jawbone-sized food baby.

[rocketride]

Anything that detracts from the dubious 'dignity' of a monster like that by injecting a note of silliness is probably a Good Thing.

[JMixx]

What? You people have never heard of "table Lenins"?

[Arlene Marie]

Well now all I can think is what inspired these cakes? An acid trip or what? Lol the Lenin cake just has me baffled lol.

[Cali Kath]

The Lenin cake was not cut properly... the customary "Y" incision should have been used.

[Karen]

This one and Jurassic Jesus have always been my favorites!! :-D

[Atw]

What really struck me about the Lenin cake, after getting grossed out, was how big the slices were! Did anyone else feel struck by that?