11 Utterly Bizarre Display Cakes Just Hangin' Out Like It's NBD
July 21, 2015 Today's cakes are not special orders.
No one asked for them this way.
In fact, they were all found ready-made in bakery display cases, just waiting for the right customer and/or occasion to come along.
Like maybe...!!
Building a compost
;)
Or fighting a wrestler
;)
Or lighting up for Monkey Hour:
;)
Discovering something that doesn't exist
;)
(Hey!)
Or giving a cookie a "flower!"
;)
[DUN DUN DUN!]
Black-tie crabs who wave
;)
Creating nasty dots
;)
Or exposing Miss Finklestein's brain
;)
(It's under here! )
Finding a loco face
;)
Wrecking a cookie cake
;)
And driving your shoppers insane!
;)
("What is this?!")
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to wreck before school starts this Fall.
So stick with us, 'cuz these wreckerators are gonna
wreck 'em
all!
Thanks to Jennifer G., Vanessa F., Nicole P., Tonya F., Melissa, Mollie M., Lydia D., Liz Z., Kayla P., Tommi S., who tells me that's supposed to be a dress, but all I see is a blind bunny.
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Reader Comments (75)
I suspect a lot of these were special orders that were never picked up. The last one looks kind of like a mashed Pokeball.
I got it at like maybe. :-)
Thank you for this.
Me again. Nerfbomb, I laugh-coughed cookie crumbs into my keyboard when I read your post! Whoops! I'm wondering if the features on the sht decorated loco face white ck started out as fish, because one of the eyes and the mouth seem to have tails (or tail fins?). I have had such a discouraging day and all these posts made me laugh - thank you all!
Having never heard of Phineas & Ferb I had to look it up. listen to the song, then go through the cakes again :-)
I like the compost cake and my dad, an avid gardener, would love it!
The gingerbread man had me confused until I realised the flower was to protect his modesty and he is obviously making a duck face for the photo.
I also remember those smoking monkey tricks/toys that actually smoked tiny cigarettes! Check them out on ebay, or here on Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tnbfx9Mb7c
Wow that poor gingerbread man lol. I can't stop laughing and wondering exactly what the wreckerator was trying to do. Other than make customers laugh hysterically at it.
I would eat the hell out of that compost cake. I don't know why the rest of you wouldn't.
Hey, the compost cake's actually really well done! I'd totally get that cake for my dad, it's humorous, and he love both cake and composting.
I recognize the yellow tags. Those are walmart clearance items not displays. Which means someone did order those horrible things.
Can't see a dress there. It's a rabbit.
And not just a rabbit!
<Bad Scottish Accent> That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
The rabbit of Caerbannog!
Fortunately, it's facing away from us, so it must not have noticed we're here. Just tiptoe away, ok?
Compost one must be for Earth Day. Pretty well done too.
Just really odd though.
The rest too funny.
Thanks for the Phineas and Ferb song! (Got it from "LIKE MAYBE...!" because we watch way too much of that show in this house....)
I think #4 is Eh! Steve!'s girlfriend. (If you're not a Homestar Runner fan, you're not going to get that joke. And too bad.)
How many shoppers buy a "Compost" cake on impulse?
Omg, beautifully done, ended up singing the whole thing XD
Who is just walking along through the store amd is like "omg a cm punk cake with purple flowers, just what I was looking for!" Because I know when I think of 6th longest WWE champion of all time and 1st longest of this era, best in the world, and straight edge wrestler CM Punk I definatly want purple flowers on it. I know everyone else in the world would definatly want this cake.
The last cake is a dress?
Last cake is a dress, a lace one for a little girl. I feel quite confident about this, unlike how I usually feel with wrecks.
Does the square chocolate face description on the label say "sht decorated"?? If so, that's pretty accurate haha
I see what you did there, with Phineas and Ferb. Love it. and What. The. Hell.
The first cake made me tear up a little. My grandfather used to call me Compost. I was 13 or 14 and would wear all black. STOP IT!! I can see you all snorting behind your computers there! It's a lovely memory. Right?
By the stickers a lot of these seem to be from the same store/chain grocer etc.who are they hiring and what are they smoking?!? If someone specifically asks for these cakes cool, but there is a reason they're all on clearance, sale and more discount. Lmfao!
I have a far side like caption for the monkey one:
"When Jane Goodall goes bad.
Love the phineas and ferb take on this one lol, very fitting
Aww, I think the compost cake is cute.