Yeeeah, if you could just look over these cakes and check them for sarcasm, that would be greeeeeeaat.
(It's supposed to be a lightning bolt. Somehow this is so much better.)
(DON'T TELL ME THIS ISN'T SARCASTIC, PARENTS.)
And my favorite, because it reads like pure poetry:
Thanks to Aubree G., Jennifer W., Carra O., Dwyn T., Katie W., Sara S., Lynn M., Martha Z., Tina P. for shining bright, like a diamond. SO BRIGHT.