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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Jun042014

New Discoveries in the Animal Kingdom

I believe that all new scientific discoveries should be announced via cake, don't you?

[pushing back glasses and consulting clipboard] Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to present...

The Majestic Bagel-Nosed Falcon of Uganda!

Or it might be a fish. Fish...falcon...you know. Whatevs.

 

[Shuffling papers] Next we have...

The Majestic Happy Chicken-Footed Spiny-Backed Slime Devil.
(Watch out; they spit.)

 

We're still working on the scientific name for this one:

So for now let's just call it the Majestic Coiled Crap Hound.
(I think that has a real ring to it, don't you?)

 

Here we have a particularly colorful specimen:

The Majestic Disco Newt! Let's pause a moment to admire his beautiful plumage.

Right. That's long enough.

 

And finally, we have...

The Majestic Three-Toed Four-Eyed Whiskered Zebra Toad.
(Yeah, you heard me. ZooBorns, eat your heart out.)

 

Thanks to Kelly D., Kit R., Caitlin B., Jordan J. and Donald L., who are all, er, majestic.

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Reader Comments (58)

@HaikuJoy - You win the interwebs for the week.

Personally, I thought the Disco Newt was actually the Google Chrome icon with eyes.

June 5, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSaraV

Best post ever.

June 5, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterStoich91

Majestic Coiled Craphound - "Canis cyclopoopus maximus". Or maybe "Canis rotodoodorum'?

June 5, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterchemgirl

She's a witch...She turned my cake into a Newt!

June 6, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterkaj

I think the rainbow turtle is cute...it just is lacking his neck. I mean, check out those adorable eyes begging you to eat him!!

June 7, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDeva

Majestic Disco Newt would be a good band name.

June 9, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRJ

The "coiled crap hound" is an armadillo and that's how it looks in the Walmart example book.

June 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

The 'crap hound' was from WALMART???

June 25, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAquainst1

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