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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Jan172014

Freaky Friday

Today we've got TWO unusual holidays to celebrate - so that means twice the cakey goodness, haha! John even did the research and put together a little slideshow for us, so let's get right to it. What've we got first, John?

Oh.

Um... well... ohhh kaaaay.

[deep breath]

Happy International Fetish Day, everyone!

[pause]

 

John, why did you put a... is that a banana? Ok, a banana. Why did you ... I mean, what kind of fetish...

You know what, let's just move on.

Wow, looks like George really IS curious.
(You cheeky lil' monkey, you!)

 

I have to say, John, you've really managed to find some fun cakes for International Fetish Day.
Nothing scary here at all!

AAAUUUGGHH!!

***

[climbing back into chair]

Not that... Not that there's anything WRONG with a... clown... fetish. Clowns are wonderful characters. Very colorful. Very, er... squeaky.

NEXT!

Thank you, John, but I'm not sure everyone really needs to know the plastic dinosaur is spring action.

 

Huh. Yeah, I guess I could see this one.

 

NO.
Just... NO.

(I don't care how much research you did, John, this is not cool.)

 

Listen, John, wasn't there another holiday today, too? Can't we just skip ahead to that one?

Ah.

Well, I guess we should have seen that coming.

Happy Judgement Day, everyone!

 

Thanks to Alexandra S., Julia W., Heather A., Jed C., Farhee, Theresa S., & Nathan M. And yes, it really is both International Fetish Day and Judgement Day - just not THE Judgement Day. I hope.

So... cake?

*****

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Reader Comments (60)

did someone actually request a my little pony with the runs cake? or did the bake have a weird sense of humor?

January 18, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterarchersangel

Oh my gosh I can't stop laughing.. my husband is going to find me on the floor one of these days. Poor MLP cake I guess it couldn't hold it. Oh man..

January 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterArlene

@SuBee You have cool friends! My Buddy Christ was a gift from my son, faded now but stays with me!
@Lissy thank you!

January 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterCaroline B

@shannon:
I think you mean "Archie McPhee "~and thanks-I haven't looked on that site in years! Lots of really goofy stuff!
=^-.-^=

January 18, 2014 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

The MLP poop should have glitter.

January 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterOldish Lady

Yes that's what I meant. Ugh auto correct!!

January 18, 2014 | Unregistered Commentershannon

every since I discovered this website I cannot look at cakes in the bakery the same anymore ;)

January 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTheresaEH

Arrrgh. I hate it when I miss a morning and find out the next day i missed a cake picture, or in this case a comment or two. I can't find the comments from Craig or Mel that others are referring to-- did they get bleeped? If so, I'm sure they were awesome.

January 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDBC

OMG I think the clowns were saying ...... Blow me!

January 25, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterKatie

I am liking the fact that they depicted the LaBrea Tar pits, bones included, on the dinosaur cake.

April 1, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAlison in Austria

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