Now That's a Bad Day
Where is the moment we needed the most?
You kick up the leaves and the Volvo is lost...
You tell me your blue skies fade to grey
Your baker still hates you, too, they say
But I don't need no carryin' on!
You fall in the line just to hit a new low
You pretend that you meant to, but everyone knows
You tell me it's hard working here offline
Your coworkers mock you all the time
But I don't need no carryin' on!
So you had a bad day
You're itching downtown,
You sing a sad song just to drown out the sound!
You say you must know,
You tell me don't lie,
Then you work on a smile and you opt for the pie.
You had a bad day!
Now that's a bad day.
Thanks to wreckporters Connie L., Deborah P., Melissa F., Fribby, Monique R., Anony M., & Rachel B. for inspiring a new CW policy: from now on, we want any and all apologies handwritten. ON CAKE.
Reader Comments (107)
This was hilarious!
I thought the first one said "cayacking" but that's not how you spell kayaking... and what happened on the kayak? Oh it's carjacking... got it.
beautiful ~ tear tear sniff sniff ~ just beautiful.........
wOw, that last sentiment is a reason for cake???
I need that last one on a birthday card ...
...... I wonder what the cat had to say about all this?
btw, I like the normal version of this song
So I have to say that I turned to cakewrecks today to cope while my toddler is crawling all over me and between rounds of (true?) (false?) (exhausting!) labor contractions. I laughed so hard at these I cried! It's not the sleep I really crave, but oh, an excellent alternative in this situation!
(Also, my toddler appreciates all pictures of cake, no matter how wrecky :)
Anyone else have the hiccups from laughter? I sure do!