This Little Piggy Will Eat Your Soul

I thought most of the world had already seen the demon marzipan piggy that went viral Christmas week, but then again - judging by John's horrified screams of laughter when he spotted it on my screen last night - maybe not.

So, without further ado, lock up the children, grab your security blanket, and prepare to meet your newest nightmare:

Not kosher, man. NOT KOSHER.

Jonas L. made this for two little girls, if you can believe it, and there are multiple disturbing photos of said children gleefully dissecting zombie Wilbur over on his website. I think it goes without saying that hogging this cake may be a real boar, but it will definitely make you squeal.

And while it ill behooves me to butt in with gratuitous pork butt pictures, this one is sooieeet!

And by "sooieeet" I mean I just became a vegetarian.

Thanks, internet.

BONUS PIGGY PUN:

Q: Why do pigs hate magic?

A: Because Hogwarts make them itchy!

BWAHAHAHAAA!!

Sorry.

Comments

[Abby]

OK!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!? I will now have Porker nightmares for the rest of my long life...(well, not as long as the memory of that THING rests upon me!!) =D

[?]

Thats just wonderful. My 3 year old saw the pics of the girl on the website and said "what are they doing to that piggy? Oh poor piggy!"
Wuupps kay now I hope she doesn't have nightmares tonight.

[ivelostmyself]

Me thinks this cake was supposed to be a Chupacabra, and not a pig.

[jenzizcool]

Well at least it wasnt for a teenage boy.... He probably would have
gone all "american pie" on that anitomically correct pig...

[JB]

As soon as I saw the pics and description here I knew what I'd find if I clicked the link to his site. Morbid fascination took me there anyway and I clicked through the thumbnails. Got through all of them, but the last, without finding the terror I expected and thought I was home free. And alas, there in the very last pic, I found it. Kid with butcher knife shoved up arse of pig. Not sure what that says about me or society in general, but it was somehow reaffirming in some strange way. Thanks for the nightmares :)

[VNMA]

@ Shirley Fowley, that cake was of a newborn baby, not a dead baby. It says "Welcome" on the cake board.

[kristi]

thanks to a FB post i just got to see this!! its creepy to say the least but i love it!!! But the kid disecting this thing is mentally disturbed to say the least!! LOL!

[Joni]

Bad idea to surf Cake Wrecks whilst eating breakfast. Baaaaad idea. Yes, there was bacon... but not for the foreseeable future. **gags**

[Rose]

Please let this be made of red velvet cake. That would make it maximally weird.

[Yuffie]

YEEEK!