Ghost Taunters
March 31, 2011 "Hello and welcome to Ghost Investigator Dudes. I'm Brad Johnson, a frat boy jock who isn't afraid of ANYTHING and enjoys taunting the afterlife by yelling challenges into empty cellars.
"With me are Joey..."
"Yo!"
"...and Mike."
"Yo!"
"Today we're here at the old Chattanooga asylum, where, like, a bunch of people died 'n stuff and we're totally gonna lock ourselves in all night and see what happens and film everything with shaky pocket infrared cameras and bad sound equipment.
"Awright, let's get started! So we're going down to the dungeons to...
"WHOA!!! Something touched me! Dude! Did you get that on camera?!?""No."
"Aw, dude."
"Righteous. So, like, now we're going down into the kitchens where they kille..."
"WHOA!!! Did you see that?""No."
"There! In the corner! Were you filming?"
"Sorry, man, no - but I did feel a little cold just then."
"Duuude."
"Shyah. That was, like, almost totally spiritual. So, check it! The caretaker here says there's this dog? That's like a ghost? That haunts the library and kills people? So we should totally go there."
*beep* *beep* *beeeeeeeeeeeep*"Did you *beeeep*'n see that?!?"
[camera swinging wildly, sound of scuffling feet]
*beeeeep*
"Dude, tell me you got that on tape!!"
"Sorry, bra. It was pointed at the floor."
"Whoa."
[girlish shriek]"DUDE! I saw something move!"
"Something walked by me!!"
"Someone's massaging my shoulders!!!"
(Well, hello there.)
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*Thanks to Emily L., Jessica L., Leslie H., Urvashi, & Tama, but we still don't know what happened to André.
Reader Comments (141)
Ok, I finally got it. The dog is supposed to be under the table, not squished by the table. But, I totally still don't get the "Love Brad" Do we really need that greasy hair on a cake? And what is the big orange thing?
wv: diess - the slow death of a dog being squished by a table.
very disturbed by the second cake.... i will go out on a limb here and say its a mountain goat that puked up its own heart????
Best. Post. EVER! Seriously. That was HILARIOUS! Thank you. I needed a good laugh.
C'mon! Those ghost hunter shows are TOTALLY real!! *snort* lol :)
OMG! Were these residual hauntings or hahahaha intellectual hauntings. From the looks of the cakes not intellectual. Brilliant on the Ghost Taunters!
That last cake will give me nightmares for years. Lol I love Ghost Adventures and that is exactly how most episodes seem to go lately. That first cake looks like someone smashed the Joker's face in.. lol.
That first cake gave me a one-way ticket to the Uncanny Valley.
A Santino Rice cake??? (The last one.) I wonder if he knows that he's been on a cake! I'm a big fan of his... but wouldn't want his likeness on a cake at all.
Oh Ghost Adventures...I watch you because you are hilarious.
Awesome job on catching the tone of the guys on the show. Plus, that Santino cake...no words there, really. He was def my favorite guy on PR that season, though.
If that picture on the last cake is ACTUALLY of Brad the sendee to Kim the beloved, can anyone explain why he appears to be cuddling an orange hot water bottle in that very pervy way?..
That first cake is all like
ಠ_ಠ
Ah, Ghost Adventures. I laugh every time that show is on. Ghost Hunters used to be the good one to watch but...eh. Maybe someone should go check out in Marie Antoinette still haunts Versailles? I'm sure she likes cake! (It's all about bringing it back to the topic, baby!)
Reppin' the 423! My hometown.
Now to go find the old asylum...after I find my frat-boy jocks...or at least convince my redneck boys that they're going to pretend to not be afraid of anything.
Might be easier to find some frat-boy jocks.
Hmmm... love your site, but your use of the term "frat boy" is a bit offputting. Probably best not to use it in the future.
Was that a Lamb eating a bloody steak cake?
You are so right-on w/the ghost adventures parody i can't stand it. Thank you for another great post and a perfect example of why cake wrecks rocks. whoo!
and real quick, why do people who don't "get" a particular post/humor/etc.. feel the need to tell you "i don't like this post, i don't like that one word you used" despite your use of said word in context and if they were 'in the know' then they wouldn't be mildly offended. Sheesh. Keep up the absolutely fantastic work, we love it!
Dude!!! I was watching Ghost Adventures when I read this and realized that you and I are kindred spirits! Love you, love the Cake Wrecks! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Jana
We call them the Ghost Brahs at my house.
haha I didn't realize the pic with the table and dog was a cake for a moment. I thought it was real.
Pretty accurate description of ghost hunters or whatever its called
Y'all are haters. Santino rocks.
I don't watch Project Runway, so when I got to the last cake, I thought, "Oh, I *hope* that's not Brad." I think looking at the cake would be enough to give me indigestion--I'm glad that I don't have to eat it.
I don't watch the ghost hunting shows, either, but I've seen enough commercials to laugh at the commentary (and smile at the Achmed reference.) As for that pig/cow/thing, all I can do is look at it and wonder, "WHY?"
Apparently any baker can put cake on the table; to put the table on the cake takes a REAL "artiste." ???
Bra, André's at Red Lobster with Tim Gunn!
This is one of my favorite posts EVER!! I nearly hurt myself laughing.
Sounds like someone watches a little too much Ghost Adventures... can't blame you, I actually recognized it.
That Santino cake takes the cake. Srsly. :D
That second cake will haunt my dreams. Back to screaming at the wall, then.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoa, creepy pedo cake!
I truly love this site. I am a pastry chef. I love that you guys blend Star Wars, Princess Bride, and now Ghost Hunters into your comments.
If any of my cakes end up on here it will truly bitter sweet.
Or is it Ghost Adventures with Doche Baggins?
Anyone else notice the evil black alligator with googly eyes under neat (LOL) the freako-dog?
Sooooooo..... Why is there a picture of an actor on a girl's birthday cake? Awkies.
I just gave up and started laughing as I quickly scrolled down to get away from that last cake. Creepy!!!
Lol
Oh my geez. It's been years since "What happened to Andre" and I just laugh-snorted at my desk and I have to go find some kind of "What happened to Andre" remix on youtube or something. Now.
SOMETHING'S MASSAGING MY SHOULDERS!!!
(Well, hello there"...
That got me soooo bad! I laughed very hard!
Forgive me, this is my first time perusing this site, so I know I'm "late to the party." I just have to say that your version of the Ghost Guys is dead on, and that, combined with the first cake, nearly made me wet my pants.
"Girlish shriek" is Aaron Goodwin.
Santino want cake, and by cake I mean YOUUUU!!!!!!
I wonder if a ghost ever massaged Zak Bagans... Random Thought #106.
wow, this was very strange lol