Evil Gets... Evil-er

In a world...

where nothing is safe...

and no one can be trusted...

"Like, ohmygawsh, Kelly! I know it's midnight and raining outside, but let's strip down to our bras and go running through the woods! What could possibly go wrong?"

[blood-curdling scream]

From the people who brought you:
Butterflies from Hell,
Night Hugs from Hell,
Underwater Zombie Ballerinas (Also from Hell,)
and Gigli,
comes the most horrifying psychological thrill-ride blood bath you will ever wish you could un-see.

"Thank you for the teddy bear, mommy! I love him SO MUCH, and I'm glad he's not creepy and won't kill us in our sleep or anything!"

[blood-curdling scream]

No one knows where they came from... or who they will visit next.

"Well, I'm all by myself and the power's out, but I think I'll take a shower anyway."

[pulling back shower curtain]

[blood-curdling scream]

When the streets are paved with evil... and the nights are filled with... evil...

"Gosh, I'm so glad you came over to make out with me while I'm babysitting tonight. Maybe I should just go check on the baby... in the attic... in my high heels... in the dark... in my bra... alone... while you go get pizza.

[pulling back blanket]

[blood-curdling scream]

Nothing that lives in the imagination is more frightening than the terror that lives... in the bakery:

{Crazy maniacal Leprechaun laugh}

[blood-curdling scream]

This Friday the 13th, terror gets its just desserts.

Hell's Bakery... from Hell. In 3D.

If you can't stand the heat... you're probably about to get murdered.

Shannon G., Anna L., Sara C., Melissa, & Lindsay, if you had trouble visualizing this post as a movie trailer, then we've put together a little something for you:

Comments

[Fanboy Wife]

This is wonderful!

[Princess Sara]

Hell's Bakery..... FROM HELL.

Ahahaha. Love it.

[Zeraph]

awesome video.

very scary dog cake.

[Tama]

Just completely brilliant~

[Ranuel]

You people are really, really sick.

Keep up the good work!

[Ty]

That "bear" looks like the daggit from the original Battle Star Galactica. :)

[Julie]

I love the roses on the end of the evil bear-thing's appendages. That really kicks the creepiness factor up like 80 points.

[Notebook Creativity Forum]

How can people not know that the 'background' to eyes is not the colour, with the white on top of that??

[Anonymous]

that was so epicly perfect!

[lisadh]

That was so frackin' funny!!! LOVED the video!!! AWESOME!

[Anonymous]

I'm sure it's already been said, but-- FEED ME SEYMOUR XD Gotta love it.

[Rascalmom]

You people are not merely sick, you are the sickest funniest humans on the planet...thank heavens:) Or I guess, hell, in this case! ahahahahahhahha

[Jordan]

hahaha, wow. Cake wrecks are sooo funny. One time my friend and I stayed up til like 4 am reading cake wrecks online, and my mom came downstairs and was really mad. but then when she saw what we were looking at, she laughed so hard, too! :) We love cake wrecks!

[Anonymous]

That bear should be called "The Turdie Bear". Haha

[Anonymous]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Runs out of the room]

[Anonymous]

I <3 the vid u should make more

[Veronica Mac]

Just saying, I read this in the 90's horror-movie-announcer-guy voice. xD

[Caroline age 10 (not kidding)]

my fav "EVIL" cake is..................uh give a minute to think here! .........*thinks*...... oh yea! the teddy bear! "that will never kill us in our sleep or something!" think again kiddo! (i really am 10!)

[Keely]

If that was a real movie, i would totally buy it! and watch it at night.and then go sleep in my sister's bed.

[DovelyS21]

NO! BAD! NOOOOO Freddy! BAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!