Evil Gets... Evil-er
August 13, 2010 where nothing is safe...
and no one can be trusted...
"Like, ohmygawsh, Kelly! I know it's midnight and raining outside, but let's strip down to our bras and go running through the woods! What could possibly go wrong?"
[blood-curdling scream]From the people who brought you:
Butterflies from Hell,
Night Hugs from Hell,
Underwater Zombie Ballerinas (Also from Hell,)
and Gigli,
comes the most horrifying psychological thrill-ride blood bath you will ever wish you could un-see.
"Thank you for the teddy bear, mommy! I love him SO MUCH, and I'm glad he's not creepy and won't kill us in our sleep or anything!"
[blood-curdling scream][pulling back shower curtain]
[blood-curdling scream]
When the streets are paved with evil... and the nights are filled with... evil...
"Gosh, I'm so glad you came over to make out with me while I'm babysitting tonight. Maybe I should just go check on the baby... in the attic... in my high heels... in the dark... in my bra... alone... while you go get pizza.
[pulling back blanket]
[blood-curdling scream]
{Crazy maniacal Leprechaun laugh}[blood-curdling scream]
This Friday the 13th, terror gets its just desserts.
Hell's Bakery... from Hell.
In 3D.If you can't stand the heat... you're probably about to get murdered.
Reader Comments (170)
I loved the video, but something is bugging me and I have to share. Your site is usually over-the-top awesome with correct grammar. I mean, it has to be, right? Because you have to catch all the stuff that is so horribly wrong! But...in the video, there were several different spots where the word has an apostrophe s when there absolutely shouldn't be an apostrophe. I think they were at 1:34, 1:37 and 2:34, or close to those spots. Other than that, I loved it and love your site!!!!
It's been said before but you people are seriously talented... and possibly alos from HELL. Keep it up!
...and Gigli.
GOT ME SO GOOD, I almost cried from laughing.
I was reading that with a scary movie voice-over in my head, and when I got to Gigli I just LOST IT.
It could just be that I'm overly hormonal thanks to the alien entity I'm currently hosting, but I think it was probably just because it was that funny.
Good one, guys. Love it!
The trailer was perfection - the best thing you've ever done! Bravo!!
Ok, I absolutely loved the trailer and the horrific cakes "from hell"....I almost spewed diet mt. dew with this one
HAHAHAHAHA, thanks for the aweseome Friday the 13th laughs. Just what I needed today!
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You managed to sneak in Christmas Vacation. Well done!
The teddy bear on top of that cupcake should be named "Poo-bear."
*Ba-dum-SHHH*
I loved the trailer, it made me laugh, does that make me a sicko?
OMG that is the best vid ever!!!!!
Branching out? Nice! There's a YouTube channel already? :D
Is it just me, or does that dog resemble Triumph the Insult Comic Dog?
baby. flower. head. nightmares.
I don't know what you guys have been eating lately, but I think you need a little less sugar and a little more protein.
Either that, or you might have a brain tumor. Really. I'm concerned. :-P
Molly,
Good catch but the apostrophes are actually just part of the creepy font. It definitely looks a little funky though.
Oh, and you shall now be known as Eagle-eye Molly.
john
Oh yeah, you have really outdone yourselves this time..ove, love, love the trailer..but for really blodd-curdling stomach churning fear, you omitted an obvious choice..Gordon Ramsay..although, I never HAVE seen him bake anything..wouldn't that be a chilling sight? Hmmm?
Wow!! Number One is truly Amazing! two thumbs up! :)
Hm. I think the stray tadpole apostrophes are subconcious inclusions of diabolical masterminds who first distract with full frontal spectacles of horror, then retire with gleeful snickering, knowing that they've successfully planted the seeds of future horrors. Thus ...
... Bakeries From Hell Part 2 ...
Thank the universe for Cake Wrecks!! Always gets my day off to a fabulous start!
That made me LOL so much. The sad part is that trailor was about as good as other horror movie trailors
love the Labyrinth clips!
oh my goodness! this is hilarious, and very much how I see all horror films! lol. you're a genius!
Best line:
where the streets are paved with . . . evil
and the nights are filled with . . . evil
Also: yay Labyrinth!
Awesome as usual... Just surprised there wasn't some Mrs. Lovetts footage in the vid, seemed appropriate. heh
I am laughing so hard I am crying. You people are broken in all the right ways. I have GOT to hang out with you someday.
#1 I was thinking 'Cathy' (the cartoon) on some sort of seriously potent controlled substance.
#2 Why is the 'bear' (?) wearing an attack-dog trainer suit with a respirator? No shortage of sprinkles, though.
#3 Happy Birthday, Karla, (?) from the Hound of the Baskervilles! I don't see how, but maybe it looked more normal before it began to melt. The glowing red eyes are a nice touch.
#4 Presenting Audrey III from the Baby Shop of Horrors. (I've been in some of those -- usually, it's just the prices that are scary.)
#5 I like frosting and I like cookies, but I am decidedly less than fond of the combination. "Too much of a good thing... always leaves one wanting less, I always find." That much frosting on a cookie is evil all by itself.
I about jumped out of my chair when I saw the decapitated dog head. I love horror movies and don't scare easily, but good god was that terrifying.
I also just found out a childhood friend had a baby girl and named her Audrey Rose. If she gets older and starts screaming about fire and calling herself Ivy, mom and dad are in a lot of trouble.
I love the videos. You guys rock. :)
Yep, they were gross all right. But then I showed my daughter and now she wants to make one! Aaaaargh!
Oh man did I have never laughed so hard watching your video clip. I nearly fell off my chair onto my poor hubby who is innocently playing Metal Gear Solid behind my chair. He has seen it isn't safe to be near me when I go on this site lol. Though he did stop to watch as well when he saw how hard I was laughing.. that teddy bear has made me rethink ever buying another one for a cake ever again.. scary.
That dog is the scariest thing you've ever posted, and I include here all the dismembered pregnant women. I should have taken the hint when the pictures didn't load until the third time I refreshed the page. I'm gonna regret checking Cake Wrecks before bedtime.
Friday the 13th and it was actually a good day for me.
Aside form that, I have seen some horrific things in film, read some horrifything things in books and had some good scares on a few rtides. But this takes the cake, no punn intended. I actually think that's a good idea. A Ghost Train ride that has all these horrific cakes in there.
That was the best trailer I've ever seen! Keep up the creepy cake work!! Thanks for all your hard work on Cake Wrecks!
I agree with Suzanne and Craig. My first thoughts were 'Cathy' from the comics and 'Triumph' the Insult Comic Dog. Just glad I read this post yesterday morning and didn't save it for bedtime.
PS - 9 out of 10 times there is no wv. Just a blank box with a little red X in the corner. Been like that about a month.
Ok, the dog looks so sad! And that baby flower is something from a nightmare!
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The first cake looks like the Muppet was impaled by the fence... very disturbing
OMG, OMG, OMG, Labyrinth!
I am in love with you. AWESOME VID!!!!
that trailer was amazing!
1. Professional quality movie! I'd love to know more about how Jen#1 created sucha masterpiece.
2. Next time work *this* gem into your horror sequence.
Human Centipede trailer:
http://www.moviesonline.ca/movienews_17898.html
Wow, that video was awesome! You just brightened my work day, thanks!!!
http://cakecentral.com/modules.php?name=gallery&file=displayimage&pid=1771593&done=2
This was posted the same day on Cake Central. How funny???
"AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!! WTH? Swirly bloody poo bear? *beep* *beep* *beeeep*" is typically how I'd react to a horror movie like that. Awesome post, you guys!
P.S. What up with that first one with toes for fingers?
Keep the videos coming! It's so fun to read a great post only to scroll and find a video at the bottom.
OMG! That video? One Word: FRICKIN' HILARIOUS!
Great job #1!!
I'm not sure if you've ever seen or featured these cakes, so take a look! They're very cute.
http://www.thegirlwiththemostcake.com/home.html
What I love the most is the short clip from Christmas Vacation! Very funny! Again!
Shelley in So. IL
Hahaha! I love how you put these things together. Great video!
wv: sessesca... will probably be a top ten popular baby name in 2013.
That. Was. AWESOME. Even as I was just reading it, I was totally thinking of the trailer for the "movie" DON'T: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6803Gu8tpuw
I want to make these for Halloween and make them a bit more bloody lookin.