Wednesday
Apr282010
The Cat's Meow
April 28, 2010
{cue sexy saxophone music}
"This wood is big enough for two."
"Or purrrhaps you'd prefer to snuggle with someone a bit more... soft?"
"Oh my... Hello, beautiful lady. I didn't see you come in. Welcome to The Kitty Den, where all of your wildest fantasies can come true. I was just about to slip out of this stiff collar and enjoy a fresh bottle of wine by the fire. Won't you... join me?"
"This wood is big enough for two.""Or purrrhaps you'd prefer to snuggle with someone a bit more... soft?"
"His claws have been trimmed and he was flea-combed just for you, baby.""But maybe you're the kind of girl who likes things...dirty."
"Our alley cats are ready for a roll in the hay (or chocolate shavings, if you so desire)."
"Oh, don't mind Gary. He's just our I.T. guy."
Thanks to Violet, Ginger, Kat (how appropriate), and Mary for these handsome hunky hairballs. Mrrow...
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Reader Comments (104)
Okay, here my opinion about the kitty cakes:
Cake 1: Look like it will pop out of the screen to kill me.
Cake 2: Pretty. It reminds me of my cat plushie Carly (made by the TY company); the only difference is the cake is of a white cat and Carly is a calico plushie. To be honest, I would be heartbroken if I had to cut into that cake.
Cake 3 & 4: Blah!
Awww...dirty kitty is a sad kitty. ;) xx
The first two are from the 'Louis Wain Collection'.
#3 is best explained by the obvious pig genes that were spliced in (check the shape of the face and the ears).
#4 is the work of someone from the Sandra Lee school of free substitution. In this case, putty for frosting. Hey, use whatever is on hand, right?
Speaking of...
wv: inebryn. How an inebriated person describes their condition.
I laughed all the way through, but the last quip about Gary the IT cat made my day! Thank you for all the LOLs, all the time!