Unfortunately, these guys tend to get passed over come pageant time.
First there's Ginger, the deranged, dandruff-riddled cookie:
Sure she's a bit flaky, but be careful; Ginger snaps.
Then there's Harry, the five o'clock shadow elf:
As you can see, Harry likes to make a pig of himself.
Poopsie & Flopsie always know how to bring the holiday cheer:
Yep. Once they leave, everyone is MUCH more cheerful.
Humpty here likes to talk with his hands:
I would translate, but there are children present.
Then there's Tiny:
I tried to warn Tiny about cutting in front of that
shaman, but would he listen?
Noooo.[singing] But do you recaaall...
The most famous misfit of all?
Yes, it's...
Poo-Dolph, the Bulldozed, Slain Deer!
Jessica S., Kim C., Erin F., Mike Y., & Anony M., I totally need Poo-Dolph on a t-shirt.
- Related Wreckage: The Haunted Holidays
Reader Comments (158)
Yes, Poo-Dolph was, er, funny (not really the right word) but Harry the Maniacal Teddy Bear Leprechaun made me laugh out loud. What the hell??? I'm trying to imagine on whose planet that would be festive.
:::in a hushed voice::: Ah, and here we have the elusive Poo Moose (third pic down)! This is an event indeed, folks, for it means six more weeks of craptacular cakes:-D
Is Flopsie supposed to be the Grinch? Oh wait a minute it's the Grinch's twin brother Ba-hum-bug! LOL
Turn PooDolph upside down and he's a goat with a santa hat! (yes, I totally turned my laptop over to look at it that way)
Humpty on a t-shirt for all those joyous family get togethers!
My 7 yr old son thought the "flopsies" were sick (as in ill) aliens wearing Santa hats. What that has to do with Christmas I don't know....Hey, maybe they're supposed to be Grinches!
Till now, I considered store-buying my holiday treats because I'm still kind of recovering from joint replacement surgery.
But I think I'll go bake some stuff now!
Pooh-dolph! *rofl*
(another thing that made me chuckle- the "word verification" for me to post is "manterms")
The "yellow cake" is even more of a wreck if it has uranium in it.
POODOLPH??? HAHAHAHAA....gee you'd think I was a 13 year old boy..and BTW, I'm not. :)
Am I the only one who thinks the first photo there is actually of a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golliwogg" rel="nofollow">Golliwogg on a cake?
Enid Blyton would be excited to see good ol' Golly lives on, this time after a schoolyard misunderstanding that saw http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noddy_%28character%29" rel="nofollow">Big Ears shove Golly face-first into a bowl of sprinkles.
Ginger snaps - Can't take the punishment.
Thanks for the tip to turn my laptop upside down to see the Poodolph transformed into the goat in a Christmas hat. An upside down laptop helps many wrecks look, umm...better.
Harry's nose looks an awful lot like a nipple. A big, pink nipple.
wow! just wow!
I... I just can't take it. This is zapping all Christmas spirit out of me. Somehow they just keep getting worse.
Also, I honestly thought that was a Cheese Puff/Cheeto as Ginger's nose.
Funny, Funny, Funny! Thanks for my morning chuckle!
Ginger Snaps? I should groan at this, but it works so well for that deranged CCC.
Ginger looks like she has a cheese curl for a nose!!
I didn't know Santa had psychotic frogs working for him. Or are those praying mantisses?
The elf--those soulless empty sockets, that moldy green grin!!
Mommy!
Oh dear, Poodolph! I can't stop laughing.
You Americans certainly know how to celebrate the festive season in style!
I'd stay out of Tiny's way-- he looks like he's prepared to club somebody.
They should be a law against brown frosting that looks like that.
Maybe Humpty-the-Snowman is only yellow in the center of the cake, but white around the sides. Kind of like a big Cadbury Easter egg.
Disturbing. Most disturbing.
Muahahahahaha!!!!
When I saw Poopsie and Flopsie, I thought it couldn't get any "better", but Poo-dolph is definitely the grossest/funniest/most disturbing Cake Wreck I've seen so far! Seriously, WHAT WERE THE BAKERS THINKING?????? O.O
Poopsie looks hysterically like Melvin the neurotic giraffe from Madagascar.
These are atrocious and your commentary is delicious!
Oh. My. Lord. And I thought parody had already been taken to its farthest reaches by Jen in previous posts. Poo-Dolph renews my amazement. Jen, I think the whole song is in order here ... in fact, I'm thinking a Cake Wrecks winter holiday edition hardcover book with bonus CD of music to play while reading. I'd totally buy it.
Flopsie looks like Santa's Little Praying Mantis to me!
I'm going to have nightmares about Harry. Gah...
As for li'l Ginger, all I can think is: "No! Not my gumdrop buttons!"
WV: aemia. "I'm gonna aemia Super Soaker at these things and put 'em out of their misery. It's the right thing to do."
Do you really want a Poo-dolph shirt? I can make one.
Maybe I am just hungry but these all look good to me. I wouldn't kick any of them off my plate.
All that's missing is a Mr. Hankie the Christmas Poo cake.
Jen seriously, how long does it take you to come up with these captions? Poohdolph FTW. Just brilliant. :)
Oh! Laughed so hard at this one the cat is looking at me like I'm a nut! :-)
Kate said...
"Am I the only one who thinks the first photo there is actually of a Golliwogg on a cake?"
Probably. But that is an interesting idea. Once you've gone this far, why not make your CCC racially, as well as aesthetically, offensive?
You'd think they'd at least attempt to make the brown icing look not so much like poo, you know? *shakes head*
you have the most exquisite humor! Keep em coming...
Beetlejuice win! XD
lol. i love the caption for the snowman with the shrunken head.
I'll bet when Ginger snaps, she spits milk in your eye!
I was guessing that Flopsie might be trying to be Grinch, but I like the praying mantis idea that others had! I thought they looked like weird frogs at first. I feel like Frosty in that one is giving everyone the finger.
Pooh-Deer has to be the all time ugliest thing I have ever seen. Happy Holidays!!!
Why is Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo sitting on a chair made of pretzels?
These are amazing! I think my favorite are poopsie and flopsy. Why is a frog in a santa hat seasonal again???
-Amy
http://mydogeats.blogspot.com
The saddest part of all -- Poopsie and Flopsie are supposed to be white chocolate raspberry cheesecake cupcakes, according to the little tag. It could've been so beautiful ...
Martian Kermit Elves?
These are ALL so disturbing! I WILL have nightmares!
I'm so excited that the PooDolph cake was a hit! Getting a submission on Cake Wrecks made my day. :) I no longer work at the bakery that produced that cake (and no, I wasn't the decorator - I got to work one day last holiday season and it was there waiting for me), but I'll have to swing by and see what they've come up with this year. ;)
I'm going to guess that those Flopsie and Poopsie cupcakes are the Grinch and his dog Max. Otherwise, what's festive about a quasi-frog with a hat and some poop (or is a turkey?) with antlers?!
That last one still has me scratching my head. Rudolph? Really? Looks like a devil blowing kisses with marshmallows in its cheeks ;)
I hope you guys find some really cool Rudolph ones for a Sunday Sweets post!
Thanks for the chuckles ...
Poo dolph. omg. i lold
I totally thought the first one was an owl. The last one: eew.