Step One: Cut a Hole in the Pumpkin
I can't think of a more Wrecktastic harbinger of Halloween happiness than this guy:
Yep, Mr. Bonehead here suuure is happy. How happy, you ask? Happy enough to say, "Look, ma! No hands!"
Dorei, just tell the kids it's a levitation trick. Which really startles the pumpkin.
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Reader Comments (170)
People need to lay off the criticism of the entries here. Do you not get it? JEN AND JOHN DO NOT MAKE THESE CAKES. They just comment on them. If you don't like the site, don't look at it.
The title of this post just made me day.
I think they had a Reno 911 episode exactly like this, except replacing the skeleton with a hillbilly.
I would totally have bought that Happy Birthday cake for my mother (who has a Halloween birthday).
Sure she'd disown me, but it would be worth it. :)
Someone in the bakery has been watching too much SNL. But the look on that poor pumpkin's face . . .
I think someone wrote a song about that didn't they? Its my d&#* in a pumpkin. Oh no wait, that was a box... :)
The commentary made a good wreck 100x funnier.
Also, snowman head? How hard is a skull?
Cake Wrecks was mentioned on BBC America's Graham Norton show....I was exceited to day the least.
For those of you who have seen Fletch, I can just hear the pumpkin singing "Moon river.."
The title of the post said it all xDDD And the expression on the pumpkin's face really makes it!
Simply amazing.
*shakes head*
There are no words.
It's hard to pretend I'm working when I read the title of the post, look down at the picture and bust out laughing!
I laughed so hard at the happy skeleton posing with his pumpkin that I cried. No joke.
John and Jen, I look forward to the sexual innuendos. Keep 'em coming. (no pun).
Bwahahaha!
Alexis (Socialology)
My other pet peeve!
Anthropomorphication
gets it in the butt.
Aaaaah! I had totally forgotten about the "First, cut a hole in a melon" website until I saw this. My husband and I have spent the last ten minutes laughing our butts off. "Next, put it in the microwave."
I see a snowman and a pumpkin on legs.
Lol. =0)
LOVE the title!!
This one was obviously from a naughty bakery.
Um.... ew.