Autumn Terrors

When you see your typical bakery display filling up with disembodied plastic fingers and red corn syrup drenched eyeballs you know Halloween is nearly upon us. Of course, those cakes are trying to be gross, gory, and/or creepy.

[sing-song voice] Bo-ring!

Personally, I prefer the cakes that were going for cutesy, but didn't quite make it. You know, like this:

Bring me the head of Billy the Scarecrow!!

Don't you worry about Billy, though...

...I hear he qualified for the "bale out" program. (Hay!)

I don't think this next one was going for cute, exactly, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't going for this level of creepy, either:

Um. Wow. The monster mash just got a leeetle bit awkward.

So anyway, you can keep your rat-gnawed arms and zombie brain cakes; to me, no baked good will ever be as terrifying as this thing:

Aaaauugh!

Denise, Surlana, Matt L., & Kourtny, I will never look at fried eggs the same way again. Thanks.

- Related Wreckage: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Comments

[Amanda]

That last one looks like a member of the "Fire Gang" from Labyrinth. You know, the guys that take off their heads? Scawwy.

[Eclectic E]

This looks like one of the fire things in The Labyrinth.

[LadyGunn]

That last one looks like zombie Animal from the Muppets... :shudder:

[Down to earth]

I also took a picture of the green alien..."thing" in Indiana! I laughed when I saw the picture here and realized it was not just a one-time thing...this is actually a kit! What were they thinking? ~Sandy

[WEndalls]

I Like the green one. Its cartoony and kooky.

[Cupcakes Lady]

The last one looks like Animal from the Muppets to me. It so does. ;) xx