Monday
Jul282008
By Show of Hands, Who Thinks We Should Call Child Protective Services?
July 28, 2008 
It's bad enough that this cake seems to be using "full belly" as some kind of euphemism. Add in the picture of the scruffy-looking guy with his arms around a couple of kids, and surrounded by other children in various states of frolicking - all while in a secluded forest, I might add - and you've got some seriously disturbing cake imagery going on.
Considering the degree of wrongness already reached by those two issues, I almost feel petty in pointing out that there's no "a" before "dream".
Just call me petty, I guess.
Dana S., maybe we should look up that number...
Reader Comments (70)
...and it should be "than" instead of "then".
I immediately thought of the children's singer, Raffi and his song "All I really need is a song in my heart, food in my belly, and love in my family" thinking it must have been a cake for a homeless shelter for kids or something. Now who's the crazy one?
And nice that Michael Jackson took the time to leave a comment.
Bless you, erica, it can be a good cause and a dreadful cake at the same time.
I think it was a party for people who take care of the homeless. The children are embracing the homeless man and telling him that he deserves to eat.
except for the badly iced hair, which looks like a beard... but i didn't even notice at first, i dont see any real problem with this cake. it's really cute.
I work as a Child Abuse Prevention Educator, and when I saw this, I laughed my ass off.
creepy and also bloody hilarious...eew.
Maybe it's the opening of a homeless shelter.Still a cake wreck for spelling though
Gotta love all the negative stereotypes abounding about men who have beards, wear their hair long, and dare to smile. What, is it 1950 again?
Am I the only one who sees a straight-jacket on our hairy friend?
Hey...when did Micheal Jackson host a picnic?
I love how the man has a mullet.
I think it's supposed to be a "we can totally have kids even though you appear to be infertile" cake. I'm thinking "Full Belly" = pregnant. Though I can't speak for what the guy does to the kids when they get there haha
Why is a child growing out of a tree? That makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. Anyway, I am kind of wondering why you would make a cake like this. Michael Jackson Day? Pedophile Day?
Hmm..So someone should EAT A CAKE that says that a full belly shouldn't be a dream? How wrong. ;)
michael jacksons last dying wish
ILoveMNStateFair,
We have banquets all the time to elicit donations from the well-off for our anti-hunger charity. And yes, we often have cake. What do you think we should do, bang on the doors and say, "give us money!"? It isn't as if we're inviting hungry people and making them watch us eat.
You need to lighten up or you're going to have a coronary. And then I will laugh. Because, you know, I'm so "wrong".
lol...unbelieveable! xx
You had me at "apple core"! ~ LMAO
The A is on the kid's head!