Whirled Peas
For a cake promoting peace, this one sure is an assault on the eyes:
That pea-soup-green and grayish-blue color combo is causing a lot of upset in my GI region, too. In fact, looking at this cake is making me feel anything but peaceful. It makes me feel like maybe these color-blind wreckerators should be stopped, you know? Like maybe we should do something about it! What do you say, Heather E.? Are you with me?!?
Ok, here's what we'll do: we'll form a website, see? And then we'll post pictures of all the really bad cakes, yeah? And then we'll mercilessly mock the cakes until the wreckerators are forced to change their evil ways! It's BRILLIANT!!
Oh, wait....
Reader Comments (129)
I get it! This is a dove's nest...they are waiting for the dove. The dove represents peace...right? So peace on earth is appropriate written a cake shaped like a nest without a dove because like the dove..peace on earth has not arrived! Right?
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I like cake.
Yore cake like very sweet!!
I think it's channeling pimento-stuffed artichokes.
...sure puts me in a "holiday mood"...
This looks like pasta and olives on top of a cake! Yummy, what a great combo- salty yet sweet! I have been on the look out!
It looks like a very convincing deviled-eggs-left-out-in-the-sun-too-long colour!
I sure hope it was one of those cakes with pasta salad because it sure looks gross.
ewwww....
Whew. I feel better thinking that Cake Wrecks had branched out into fancy, party Pasta Salad after reading these comments!
I'm all for world peace and whirled peas, but I think this has put me off cakes for at least the next day or two.
That cake makes me crave Deviled Eggs - and not in a good way.
Ye gods! Someone vomited pea soup on that cake!
I'm in favor of exorcism before Pazuzu comes and devours us all!
That is one hideous shade of green. Yuck!
Ok, I'm sorry, but that just looks like someone scraped out what was left in a baby's diaper and put it on a cake. I would definitely pass that up on a buffet table!
"Mommy, Joey barfed on my cake!"
Jessica...check out Charm City Cakes, they actually made an Exorcist cake, it looks awesome and the head even spins!
The outside looks like beef stroganoff!
OK you guys, I was doing Ok until I started reading the comments. It was then that I spit eggnog latte all over my husband's computer. I blame you. All of you.
Man, the deli folks are going to be angry when they see what the bakery folks did with the stuff they stole from the olive bar.
I'm thinking olives with pimento sprinkles.
Extending an olive branch of peace perhaps?
To me, that icing looks sorta like Hummus. You know....made outa chick peas? It's what I would have expected to be topping the cakes in the Middle East made for the North American soldiers. The Middle East....land of falafels and hummus! And Babaganoush! I'd eat a cake made of Babaganoush!
Ewwww....I just got a really bad taste in my mouth from this cake. The ummmmm....wreath like thing on top looks like they piped on deviled egg stuffing and pimentos.
OMG....i ACTUALLY though someone had decided to sprinkle some pasta salad around the cake for decorations! :O:O like SERIOUSLYYYY
Peas on earth...just looking at this makes me feel gassy. :-P
PEEEAAASSEEEE!!!!!!!!! This is so totally not peasing my appetite if you peas. :<
Pease pardon the pea joke. I have to go pea now.
Well, at least they are enthusiastic about it.
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You know everyone says this cake makes their stomach hurt and I'm just really craving some beef stroganoff. Wonder why that is...
The ring around it looks like pasta salad...
Amy
Saw this and immediately wondered "who in their right mind smothered that cake in partially pureed stuffed olives"?
I then went away, feeling rather green....
Ewww! It looks like my great aunt Anna Brown's chicken and noodles... Sans the chicken.
Unless it's hiding under all that frosting.
HURRRGGHHH!!! BLLLERRRRRGGHHHHH!!! Hey, is that a... BLLLLERRRGHHHH!!!